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The older you get, you wear less shirts with sayings on them and acquire more mugs with sayings on them.
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You know you've made it when you match on the coldest day of the year.
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Vegas. What even happens there? I never hear.
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You'd be walking like a baller too, if you had this bass in your ears.
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Bookshelves are mirrors too.
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What do you get when you add tight spaces, awkward small talk, and a tablespoon of pretzels?
The other guys.
The other guys.
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Dog is man's best friend, because man's breath smells like meat.
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Protip: one beer in the sun, equals two beers. Drink responsibly.
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Whiskey and write is my Netflix and chill.